I should probably invest in a bib. 

What is the point of keeping plants inside? 

What is the point of keeping plants inside? 

I wish I was heavy enough to make these keys make music, but alas, I am just a hedgehog.

I wish I was heavy enough to make these keys make music, but alas, I am just a hedgehog.

I wish I could play an eight stringed instrument, but I am just a hedgehog. 

I wish I could play an eight stringed instrument, but I am just a hedgehog. 

What are you? Oh! You are delicious. 

Hello?

Hello?

I’m a hedgehog so I can’t cook without burning things.

I’m a hedgehog so I can’t cook without burning things.

This isn’t grass.

This isn’t grass.

BOO.

BOO.

I made a wish that my mum would stop squealing at me. Am I honestly that cute? 

I made a wish that my mum would stop squealing at me. Am I honestly that cute?